Exacto Shredder Fidget Spinner - Brushed Satin

MSRP: $199.95
Our Price: $119.95
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Item #BHQ-68484

Specifications

  • Length:3.50"
  • Width:0.05"
  • Material:FA-UX
  • Color:Gray
  • Finish:Satin
  • Weight:1.20 oz.
  • Brand:Exacto
  • Model:Shredder Spinner
  • Country of Origin:USA
  • Best Use:Debatable
  • Product Type:Novelty
Description

Description

Fidgeters rejoice! The Exacto Shredder Spinner is guaranteed to give you plenty of free time to spin as you're waiting for stitches in the ER. With two precision-machined Exacto blades from FA-UX steel and a ball-bearing chassis system, the Shredder has seen spin times up to 25 minutes -- shorter than your ER wait time! Why settle for safe spinners when you can live dangerously at high RPMs? The Shredder spinner comes with an unconditional guarantee that you WILL occasionally, probably, most likely, require stitches. The nice thing is, stitches heal pretty quickly and as far as medical procedures go, they're relatively cheap. Impress your friends. Intimidate your enemies. Spin with the Shredder Spinner.

Features:
  • Two razor-blade sharp ergo spinners from FA-UX steel, featuring the Blade HQ logo.
  • Ergonomic spinner button houses an intricate circuit of hand polished ceramic (or steel?) bearings. Extremely rare bearings polished individually by passenger pigeons in East India via psytomyosis.
  • Bro. You could totally use this on your beard too! Just imagine spinning this thing, then letting 'er free into your facial hair! Beard be gone. And maybe your nose, but hey, what's a lost nose here and there?

Coming February 31, 2018

Reviews

Customer Reviews

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Keeps me employed
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Kenneth E.
05-17-2017
Thank goodness for this. As a trial attorney it has kept me employed for the last year straight defending against outrageous claims this product isn't safe for children.

It clearly states on the package this is for ages 3 and up. I mean, really, who gives a fidget spinner to a baby?

It's only a matter of time before some jury wants to "stick it to the man" and award some amputee a large some of cash. How much is a finger worth really? The enjoyment and life stories this provides certainly have more value than your index finger.
Winning design!
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Bryan C.
04-05-2017
Finally! A spinner that actually does something! This multipurpose gadget is great for opening packages, trimming your beard, removing splinters, you name it. Unlike normal spinners, when you get that less than optimal spin and your fingers get in the way, no problem. This things just slices right through and is still spinning even after the bleeding stops.
The future of Surgery, critically intertaining
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Waseem A.
04-05-2017
12 years on the Job, and I thought Surgery will never be entertaining again till this happened!

What is better than starting your operation with a spin...
Let the assistant do it and boom! Some clean shredded incisions all over the belly where you get to choose which to use for any organ access.

Sure , the assistant / resident might loose a finger or two but who said learning comes the easy way, ha?.
Now with the advancement of Laparoscopic and Robotic surgery where you need small puncture incisions to introduce your scope/ camera and other graspers, I suggest it's time for a gen. 2 ! a SPIN TOP with a razor sharp ZDP 189 blades in a crossing fashion. You spin it on the tummy or chest and watch the magic ... a hole in less than a second! and with good spinning times that the current spin tops achieve, your hole might just go through the back...\
Thank you for bringing Joy back to Surgery.
I love mine !
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Clayton C.
04-02-2017
In only 5 minutes I trimed my beard and sliced my lip to pieces! Only 4 hours in the E.R.! Great spinner it really helps you kill time ! Thanks, CC
Bloody awesome!
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Chris C.
04-02-2017
Me and my kids love it. Keeps them entertained (and hospitalized) for hours!! Can't wait until BHQ partners up with McDonald's and starts putting these in Happy Meals.

A win for all!
Finger massacre
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Andrew p.
04-01-2017
I never expected bladehq to do a April fools joke but even if this was real everyone would lose there fingers because it has 2 sharp blades
not a good value
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matt c.
04-01-2017
I really wanted to like this product, but after using it I ended up chopping my ring finger off, hence why I subtracted 3 stars, If BladeHQ pays my hospital bill of $34,000 I will give it 5 stars.
Solid build
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Cliff G.
04-01-2017
Man, the shielded bearings really do work, the blood did not gum it up or slow it down at all. Even the big clots couldn't touch it. The paramedics were blown away that it was still spinning when they arrived... I'm impressed!
AMAZING!!
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Cameron R.
04-01-2017
I love cutting open all of my fingers and I had the itch to do it again today until i saw this! I am so happy!!! I can also go to the ER everyday now!!
Must have for fans of self-surgery
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Thomas T.
04-01-2017
I must have! As a budding do it yourself surgeon, this makes those difficult insicions easy, and fun! Now if I could just master one handed sutures.
Best present for young children
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Matthew D.
04-01-2017
Gave out a box full of these to the kids at mcdonalds you should have seen the joy on their faces as fingers flew off and eyeballs were gouged out. Great for parties! 10/10 would recommend.
meow...
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drew c.
04-01-2017
i just love to watch my kitty play with this spinner. it took her a little while to get use to it but im sure as soon as her front paws heal up shell have hours of fun with this. i only gave it 3 stars cause i didnt like the sheath it came with...
Great Spinner
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Frank S.
04-01-2017
Excellent for removing nose hair and trimming eyebrows. Great for passing time and other stuff while sitting on the throne. Just don't drop it!
Not for kids
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Paul G.
04-01-2017
Real fast bearings and blades are very sharp!
I already lost a finger:(
Not for the easilt sqimish.
Good price but had to pay and additional $50 for an ER copay.

PS: mine also came with Blade HQ
Labeled bandaids.

Great gift.
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Paul M.
04-01-2017
Great idea and design. Made the perfect gift for some people i don't like. Great spin times. Minus one star because there were a few survivors.
AWESOME
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George K.
04-01-2017
Awesome spinner! Spins fast, slices fast! I'm loving this thing!
PLUS, the price is so very reasonable!
Thank you for this WONDERFUL item!! My EMTs would like to thank y'all in person, they are so impressed!
Only for a fidgeting fool
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David W.
04-01-2017
I was one of the lucky ones who was able to get the early sprint run of these. To date it's given me 11 stitches and severed the web of my thumb and forefinger twice. Like a fool I keep going back to it. What can I say, I'm a fidgeting fool. Keep up the good work Blade HQ!
This thing is awesome
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Hector Rolando F.
04-01-2017
Got 2 fingers left just enough to spin this mother. Lol . Spin is amazing and it's so fast . Wish I could get more but it's sold out
Love it!
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Matthew H.
04-01-2017
I clean my teeth with mine. Amazing piece of kit! Highly recommend!

PS: I love how it looks like the dude is back in the ER; trying the spinner with his other hand.
A necessary addition for serious edc
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lee h.
04-01-2017
I have only managed to cut myself 6 times since using my razor sharp hand spinner! My insurance company just doesn't understand my need to fidget with razor sharp toys. I'm looking forward to the future Bohler m390 version with Mokuti buttons. Thanks Blade HQ!
Love it!
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Zach L.
04-01-2017
Loved it but unfortunately Can't use it anymore due to losing all my fingers.