Day: April 25, 2022

The 10 Knife Commandments

George Muhlestein on April 25, 2022, in Culture

People who carry knives like to do it right. For those in need of some guidance, we have unearthed this ancient text – The 10 Knife Commandments. 1: Thou shalt ALWAYS carry a knife! The world is filled with vines, briars, and all manner of fibrous material. Many parcels and foodstuffs must be divided asunder...